June 1, 2025

The 'I have a headache' app

A short story about the most annoying question in any relationship, and the app that ended it.

You know the question.

You’ve been asked it by a parent, a partner, a roommate, a colleague who read one article once. You’ve asked it yourself, and watched someone’s face go through the full journey from “they care” to “please stop.”

Did you drink some water?

It is the correct answer to a statistically unreasonable number of human complaints. Headache. Fatigue. Bad mood. Inability to focus. The weird feeling at 3pm that you can’t name but is definitely not hunger. Nine times out of ten, the person asking is right. That is what makes it so irritating.

The question carries a quiet accusation inside it. It implies that the simplest solution is the one you overlooked. It is almost always true.

The problem is not the water

Nobody forgets to drink water because they don’t want to drink water. They forget because they’re busy, or in flow, or their screen is more interesting than their body, or they just… don’t notice. The reminder is correct. The delivery is the issue.

Humans are not good at abstract nudges. A notification that says “Time to drink water!” competes with eighteen other things asking for your attention, and it loses. You tap dismiss and immediately forget it happened. Thirty minutes later someone asks if you have a headache and you say yes and they ask the question and you want to throw your laptop out the window.

What if the reminder was harder to ignore

That’s the whole pitch. Not smarter. Not kinder. Just more inconvenient than your excuse for not drinking.

Drink or Drown floods your screen with water. Not a banner. Not a bubble in the corner. Water. Realistic, refracting, rising-up-from-the-bottom water that covers your desktop until you drink something and tap a button.

In Gentle mode it gets halfway up and waits. In Standard mode it covers most of your screen. In Hardcore mode it swallows everything and the camera turns on to watch you actually drink before it drains.

There is no way to make this feel urgent and also feel calm. That’s intentional. The disruption is the feature. You built your life around minimising friction. This adds friction. On purpose. For water.

The relationship problem, solved (sort of)

If you are the person in a relationship who keeps asking the question, this app is a gift you can give without saying anything. No lecture. No “you never listen to me about hydration.” Just: here, this thing will do it for both of us.

If you are the person being asked, this app is a way to take ownership of the problem so no one else has to. You’re not bad at hydration. You just needed a reminder that was harder to dismiss than a push notification.

The headache is almost always the water. The app doesn’t fix that. It just makes the reminder your Mac’s problem instead of your partner’s.

The honest part

The camera detection in Hardcore mode works most of the time. Clear lighting, a standard mug or glass, your face pointing roughly at the screen. It’s described as “friction, not proof” because that’s what it is. If you wear a beard, use a Stanley cup, or drink in the dark, the camera might not catch it. You can always tap “I drank” and it will drain. The point was never to catch you cheating. The point was to make drinking slightly less forgettable than everything else on your screen.

If you have a headache right now, drink some water. Then get the app, so no one has to ask.

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Drink or Drown is $7.99, one-time, on the Mac App Store.

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